I don't think there's anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn't fashionable.
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Time is only linear for engineers and referees.
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Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.
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I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.
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Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn't it?
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After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.
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You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry
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I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
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When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.
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I dont think theres anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isnt fashionable.
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I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.
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