Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done. -T-SHIRT
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Developing your voice takes... time and practice.
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Oh, my. What a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today. --T-SHIRT
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A blank is the only thing I draw well. --T-SHIRT
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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
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Anything. Unless it involves math. Four out of three people are bad at math.
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.
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If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
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You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
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If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.
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