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Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.

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There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

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The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.

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I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

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The mind is like a parachute - it doesn't work if it's not open.

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

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A composer's job involves the decoration of fragments of time.

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Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

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I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird.

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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Quoted by Frank Zappa

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Quoted by Frank Zappa