If you can't write clearly, you probably don't think nearly as well as you think you do.
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How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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When things go well for days on end, it is an hilarious accident.
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The hare of history once more overtakes the tortoise of art.
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It's fresh to you because you're too young to know anything but the way things are now.
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I wish you'd help me look into a more interesting problem - namely, my sanity.
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I was too pessimistic for an optimist to live with
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Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.
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Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside.
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I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]
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Why should I bother with made-up games when there are so many real ones going on?
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They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.
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Trust a crowd to look at the wrong end of a miracle every time.
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The arts put man at the center of the universe, whether he belongs there or not.
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What is my definition of jazz? 'Safe sex of the highest order.
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There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.
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All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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The human race is a scummy thing, and so is Earth, and so are you.
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