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Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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One ought always to lie, when one can do good by it;

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When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

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Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought.

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To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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You cannot surprise an individual more than twice with the same marvel

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Human nature appears to be just the same, all over the world

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If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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Sometimes I wish we could hear of a country that's out of kings.

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She kept up her compliments, and I kept up my determination to deserve them or die.

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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.

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Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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I have lived a long life and had many troubles, most of which never happened

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So I think it is a reptile, though it may be architecture.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

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Today the same thing over. I've got it up the tree again.

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