REMIND ME AGAIN, he said, HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE.
Quoted by Terry Pratchett
There are these amazing little seeds called compassion.?You should grow some.
Quoted by Richelle E. Goodrich
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.
Quoted by Cecelia Ahern
The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.
Quoted by Jessica Fortunato
Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It'll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery
Quoted by Amanda Kelly
Ah, sarcasm. The final refuge of the desperate.
Quoted by Ashlyn Macnamara
We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.
Quoted by Nenia Campbell
Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!
Quoted by Himmilicious
There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.
Quoted by Chet Williamson
What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.
Quoted by Ashley Elston
Don't make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will.
Quoted by H.M. Ward
Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt.
Quoted by Rachel Caine
Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down
Quoted by Josh Stern
Even better. We're going to be murdered in our beds by infidels.
Quoted by J. Anderson Coats
Charming. We're going to be murdered in our beds.
Quoted by J. Anderson Coats
Don't sound so surprised. I have sensible moments, you know.
Quoted by Elizabeth Peters
You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?
Quoted by Nenia Campbell
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
Quoted by Eoin Colfer
There are a few things that even sarcasm can't protect you from.
Quoted by Diana Peterfreund
I have a black belt in sarcasm, and my wit is like lightning.
Quoted by N.R. Walker