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You can put anything into words, except your own life

Quoted by Max Frisch

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.

Quoted by Mindy Kaling

I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.

Quoted by Andrew Sturm

Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces?

Quoted by Jeff O'Brien

I am beginning to believe that nothing is quite so uncertain as facts. (Edward Curtis)

Quoted by Timothy Egan

Sometimes, the embers are better then the campfire. It's strange, but it's true.

Quoted by Stephen King

Do not pollute my perfectly acceptable figurative speech with irrelevant facts!

Quoted by Courtney Milan

Mundane, boring stories--not interesting ones--are the ideal in an operating room.

Quoted by Wolf Pascoe

It wasn't long after the discovery of modern anesthesia that people began to die of it.

Quoted by Wolf Pascoe

Good judgment comes by way of experience, which comes of bad judgment.

Quoted by Wolf Pascoe

I live in my mind, such that whatever destroys me shall be a creature of my own invention.

Quoted by Genevieve Ross

I don't think irony's meant to synergize with anything as heartfelt as sadness.

Quoted by David Foster Wallace

Irony and hip ennui are extremely authoritarian.

Quoted by David Foster Wallace

The worst thing about irony for me is that it attenuates emotion.

Quoted by David Foster Wallace

He had been trying to measure the distance between the earth and God.

Quoted by Ursula K. Le Guin

So we came to say hello. To the world's grouchiest person. Because that's such fun.

Quoted by Molly Ringle

Put something new on the table and everyone wants a piece of it.

Quoted by Naren Singh

I think this goes more to the idea of 'relentless irony' than 'divine providence.

Quoted by Donna Tartt

You have to understand, having a good time is not my idea of having a good time.

Quoted by Anonymous

As soon as you say it about a record, you're like some little zombie in a funny dungeon.

Quoted by Lorde