Son of a motherfucking, ass-reaming, shit-eating, hell-dodging soulless bitch!
Quoted by Rachel Vincent
It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth
Quoted by Tara Sivec
Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.
Quoted by David Wong
It made her want to have his babies and give him both her kidneys.
Quoted by Rainbow Rowell
I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.
Quoted by Rainbow Rowell
Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done. -T-SHIRT
Quoted by Darynda Jones
Short answer 'No,' Long answer 'Yes,' with a 'But
Quoted by The Simpsons
Once a sarriyal, always a sarriyal, she thought.
Quoted by Sara Naveed
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Wake up & Smell The Hot Chocolate ! ~ Eddie Havens
Quoted by Susan Wiggs
Don't tempt the scorpion if you don't want to get stung.
Quoted by Colleen Hoover
You & I Both Know That You're NOT the New Orleans PD's Favorite Son! - Sam Deeds
Quoted by Lisa Jackson Absolute Fear
I had no idea he was barely one step up from a monkey ~ Retta
Quoted by Sherrilyn Kenyon
When things go well for days on end, it is an hilarious accident.
Quoted by Kurt Vonnegut
He even dressed up for you. He only has one stain on his t-shirt.- Rylie Cruz
Quoted by Rose Pressey
A peevish self-willed harlotry it is. *She's a stubborn little brat.*
Quoted by William Shakespeare
Let's pray that the human race never escapes Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere.
Quoted by C.S. Lewis
Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.
Quoted by James Patterson
Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance.
Quoted by Ransom Riggs
Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?
Quoted by Jennifer L. Armentrout