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Her loyalty was absurd. This was what kept us going.

Quoted by Ottessa Moshfegh

Happiness and the absurd are two sons of the same earth. They are inseparable.

Quoted by Albert Camus

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Quoted by Woody Allen

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying.

Quoted by Albert Camus

What is too absurd to be believed is believed because it is too absurd to be a lie.

Quoted by Robert Jordan

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

Quoted by Niels Bohr

I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers

Quoted by Josh Stern

The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

Quoted by Josh Stern

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

Quoted by Josh Stern

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Quoted by Josh Stern

There's no comfort, it seems, in the world of objects.

Quoted by Michael Cunningham

Unless you want to go to jail, you're not working hard enough

Quoted by Dmitry Dyatlov

Hatred is just a funny and absurd rhyme with no tune.

Quoted by Auliq Ice

It's difficult to cross from one economic class to another. You'll drown in champaigne.

Quoted by Ljupka Cvetanova

We can provide you democracy. When do you need it?

Quoted by Ljupka Cvetanova

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order

Quoted by Josh Stern

I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!

Quoted by Josh Stern

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.

Quoted by Steven Wright

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

Quoted by Steven Wright

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Quoted by Steven Wright