Being crazy, for the rest of us, is a form of sanity.
Quoted by Dave Matthes
...people who don't live at least a little bit in fear, have nothing left to live for.
Quoted by Dave Matthes
The booze makes you a liar and the lies you tell yourself are the biggest.
Quoted by J.D. Ruskin
Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol.
Quoted by Bauvard
I soaked up the drink and it, in return, absorbed me.
Quoted by Martin Pond
His laugh is made of porch swings and lemonade.
Quoted by Augusten Burroughs
The only thing we chase our shots with are high-fives.
Quoted by Joe Buckler
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
Quoted by George Best
I cannot trust my other side, my drunken side, to act in my best interests anymore.
Quoted by Robert Black
You are giving up nothing! You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
Quoted by Liz Hemingway
I use to drink every day without a care until I released the Demons that now I must bare
Quoted by Stanley Victor Paskavich
A town with more drinking joints than reading joints has a problem reading can solve
Quoted by Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Freedom doesn't come through banning; freedom lies in mastering self-control.
Quoted by Beem Weeks
Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.
Quoted by Ahmed Mostafa
I am made of a thousand ghosts, only you can shoot me down.
Quoted by Bella James
I understood drinking to be the gasoline of all adventure.
Quoted by Sarah Hepola
Drunkenness is better for the body than physic! Drink always, and you shall never die!
Quoted by E.R. Eddison
There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary.
Quoted by Heather King
An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards faster than he can lower them.
Quoted by Robin Williams
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!
Quoted by Robert Louis Stevenson