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The rules of physics are, in some cases, suspiciously anthropic.

Quoted by Charles Stross

Some days I don't know what is greater. My wisdom, or my stupidity.

Quoted by Sanober Khan

Is adult amusement killing our children, or is killing our children amusing adults?

Quoted by Marilyn Manson

Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-livered boy.

Quoted by William Shakespeare

Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching.

Quoted by Debasish Mridha

The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing.

Quoted by Donald Rumsfeld

There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids.

Quoted by Jerry Seinfeld

Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.

Quoted by Charles Baudelaire

What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.

Quoted by Virginia Woolf

We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.

Quoted by Marguerite Gardiner

Normal people with normal problems can be hilarious.

Quoted by Tommy Lee Jones

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Quoted by Albert Einstein

If we entertain temptations, soon they begin entertaining us!

Quoted by Neal A. Maxwell

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Quoted by Douglas Adams

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Quoted by Will Rogers

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

Quoted by Erma Bombeck

Kids can amuse themselves with almost anything.

Quoted by Allen Klein

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

Quoted by Moliere

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Quoted by Jules Renard

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

Quoted by Voltaire

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