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We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Someone who writes aphorisms shouldn't pretend to be competing with Dante or Sophocles.

Quoted by Marty Rubin

Dante Aphorisms Aphorists Sophocles Competing Pretend Writes

Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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He with the cleanest clothes isn't necessarily the cleanest.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Clothing Appearance Aphorism Aphorisms Aphorist Aphorists Attire Clean Clothes Dandy Dirt Dirty Dude Fop Funny Glamour Boy Hilarious Humor Humorous Humour Impression Joke Jokes Man About Town Pretty Boy Quotations Quotes Rake Satire Sharp Dresser Snappy Dresser Trendy Wardrobe Cleanest Necessarily

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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