Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball.
Quoted by Craig McLay
Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.
Quoted by Warren Miller
Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
Quoted by Demetri Martin
All bowling balls look like they've just received shocking news.
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Even if you don't knock down a lot of pins, be sure to strike a pretty pose.
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Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.
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Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
Quoted by George Carlin
I'm a bowling pin, even when I fall I'll always stand back up.
Quoted by Jay Park
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.
Quoted by Jim Gaffigan
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quoted by Martin Mull
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
Quoted by Don Carter
The bowling alley is the poor man's country club.
Quoted by Sanford Hansell
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.
Quoted by David Lee Roth
We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths.
Quoted by Homer
If you could see the insides of bowling ball holes, nobody would ever bowl again.
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