Your butt in a pew does not true worship make.
Quoted by Jacquelle Crowe
Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass.
Quoted by Marlon James
Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
Suffering is humbling. It pays to know how to get your butt kicked.
Quoted by Christopher McDougall
That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!
Quoted by Gemma Halliday
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!
Quoted by Chuck Palahniuk
She looks great in that skirt. Her butt is so cute.
Quoted by C.B. Lee
Anyone can lecture from the butt; only very few can act.
Quoted by Pawan Mishra
Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)
Quoted by Sherrilyn Kenyon
If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down-or cheeks up.
Quoted by Charlaine Harris
Sticking a straw up your butt won't get rid of the constipation.
Quoted by Jess H
You learn more from getting your butt kicked than getting it kissed.
Quoted by Tom Hanks
You're not going to get the butt you want...by sitting on it.
Quoted by unknown
Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.
Quoted by Reba McEntire