Why did the chicken cross the road? Because we destroyed its natural habitat.
Quoted by Freequill
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
Quoted by Jon Stewart
The chicken thing let out a whispering cackle.
Quoted by Terry Goodkind
His mouth formed an O with lips torn angry in laying duck's eggs from a chicken's rectum.
Quoted by Nathanael West
You want freedom and they give you chicken korma.
Quoted by Mohammed Hanif
A cockroach can not attend the meeting of chicken and be offered innocent.
Quoted by peter adejimi
The chicken is only an egg's way for making another egg.
Quoted by Richard Dawkins
Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.
Quoted by Sarah Rees Brennan
You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
Quoted by Darynda Jones
Pork and chicken grease, the aromatics of choice for the Cajun.
Quoted by Ken Wheaton
A crisp roast chicken would set the world aright.
Quoted by George R.R. Martin
I want to be some body's dumplin'. I'm not chicken.
Quoted by Amanda Mosher
What is the essential difference between banknotes, coins, and chicken shit? None.
Quoted by Ajahn Brahm
I reach down and grab my cock the rolling scenery in my mind far from peaceful
Quoted by Wren Verlaine
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
Quoted by Frank Perdue
The chicken is gone, but you can still smell it, But, it's nothing like it was.
Quoted by James Reed
I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
Quoted by Isaac Bashevis Singer
Book is the best friend, have no demand, no complain
Quoted by Avi Salmon
It is better to be the head of a chicken than the rear of an ox.
Quoted by Japanese on relative worth
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because we destroyed it's natural habitat.
Quoted by Freequill