Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for.
Quoted by Amit Kalantri
With right fashion, every female would be a flame.
Quoted by Amit Kalantri
Worry wasn't an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed-and it worried him.
Quoted by Sol Luckman
Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.
Quoted by Amit Kalantri
I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.
Quoted by Brooke Bida
People in blind love throw away common sense, conscience and comedy from the life.
Quoted by Amit Kalantri
Well, enough of this introspection. It's depressing, quite frankly.
Quoted by Sol Luckman
We participate in tragedy. At comedy we only look.
Quoted by Aldous Huxley
What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn't she had enough green-upping?
Quoted by Lisa Papademetriou
Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.
Quoted by Harlan Tarbell
In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong
Quoted by Benny Bellamacina
Life is a great big canvas; throw all tje paint you can at it.
Quoted by Danny Kaye
I didn't wait for Luck. I raced after it with a truck.
Quoted by A.A. Bell
Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people
Quoted by Benny Bellamacina
Do short people reach their full potential quicker?
Quoted by Benny Bellamacina
Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.
Quoted by Ilona Andrews
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
Quoted by George Carlin
The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.
Quoted by Yahtzee Croshaw
Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.
Quoted by Steve Martin
The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.
Quoted by The Covert Comic