The only way of rendering life endurable is to drink as much wine as one can come by.
Quoted by James Branch Cabell
In modern medicine, we have a name for nearly everything, but a cure for almost nothing.
Quoted by Charles F. Glassman
Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas
Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas
Before you call a spade a spade, dig a big hole for yourself.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas
I never feel unsafe except for when the majority is on my side.
Quoted by Criss Jami