She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.
Quoted by Nenia Campbell
The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification
Quoted by Josh Stern
If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator
Quoted by Josh Stern
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs
Quoted by Josh Stern
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
Quoted by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
Hopefully he is still alive, or his pecker is un-dead.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas
Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.
Quoted by Leah Broadby
Never make eye contact with a stranger when you're having a churro.
Quoted by Rucy Ban
Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas
To really know a person criticize his god. And he'll show you who he is not.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas
You're not the butcher, selling sausages. You're the cow, pre-sausage.
Quoted by Oliver Markus Malloy
Some people are born to fandom, others have fandom thrust upon them.
Quoted by Nenia Campbell
COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!
Quoted by Comic Strip Mama
Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning?
Quoted by Holly Hood