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You're already stuck with yourself for a lifetime. Why not improve this relationship?

Quoted by Vironika Tugaleva

Unplugging for a while, fixes computers and humans -Freequill

Quoted by Freequill

Heaven is a place on earth, it's just burried under a thin layer of bullshit.

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Why spend time looking into a screen when you can

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Unplugging for a while fixes computers and humans

Quoted by Freequill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because we destroyed its natural habitat.

Quoted by Freequill

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.

Quoted by Don Roff

If you're stressing over happiness, you're doing it wrong!

Quoted by Shannon L. Alder

Worry wasn't an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed-and it worried him.

Quoted by Sol Luckman

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman.

Quoted by George Everett Macdonald

I've often been criticised, but never critically wounded

Quoted by Johnny Rich

I think that i was a rat in rat wheel in my previous life... can not forget the habit

Quoted by Hiroko Sakai

What you see and what you listen to will determine how high you will go.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

You don't have to feel grateful in order to be grateful.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

God always have a perfect way for every imperfect situations.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

If God can help us locate demands, He can also help us locate the leaks.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

What starts in the heart doesn't stay in the heart, it either turn into action or words.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

Long before something happens in our life, it happened in our heart.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

The forgiveness of God flows through me and because I am forgiven, I can forgive.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

God wants to use you right where you are with what you have not what you do not have.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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