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Though,' observed Sloan profoundly, 'where there's a will there's usually a relative.

Quoted by Catherine Aird

When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.

Quoted by Natalya Vorobyova

Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for.

Quoted by Amit Kalantri

With right fashion, every female would be a flame.

Quoted by Amit Kalantri

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette

Quoted by Josh Stern

My MOTIVATION was struggling..I got Tired of it!

Quoted by Kalon Jackson

You can make heaven out of hell, or hell out of heaven. The choice is yours.

Quoted by Shannon L. Alder

Tell me of the mosquito who fed from a hummingbird.

Quoted by Danielle Hengst

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.

Quoted by Don Roff

Just because you can, doesn't necessarily mean that you should!

Quoted by Bill Collins

I, for one, am a CNN junkie. I'm convinced it stands for Chris Needs News.

Quoted by Chris Colfer

If you're stressing over happiness, you're doing it wrong!

Quoted by Shannon L. Alder

Worry wasn't an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed-and it worried him.

Quoted by Sol Luckman

Like so much of what she said about herself, it was both a joke and not a joke.

Quoted by Veronica Roth

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman.

Quoted by George Everett Macdonald

If we choose to behave differently, we are considered 'Mad' or 'immature

Quoted by Anamika Mishra

Eu saí da sala sem saber se chorava ou quebrava tudo.

Quoted by Brbara Morais

In some cases, it is the woman's stomach-not her heart-that has left her man for another.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What you see and what you listen to will determine how high you will go.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

You don't have to feel grateful in order to be grateful.

Quoted by Patience Johnson