You never know what you will find in your pants!
Quoted by Ken Poirot
She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.
Quoted by Matshona Dhliwayo
God doesn't send atheists to Hell -- there's no room with all the Christians down there.
Quoted by Quentin R. Bufogle
Life is a great big canvas; throw all tje paint you can at it.
Quoted by Danny Kaye
Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.
Quoted by Jacob M. Appel
Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you.
Quoted by Salman Aditya
Erroh has a plan. A simple plan. It'll never work.
Quoted by Robert J. Power
The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she's right.
Quoted by Matshona Dhliwayo
Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.
Quoted by Matshona Dhliwayo
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas
So that's the telephone? They ring, and you run.
Quoted by Edgar Degas
If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.
Quoted by Matshona Dhliwayo
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.
Quoted by Matshona Dhliwayo
There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.
Quoted by Matshona Dhliwayo
Love turns men into boys; heartache turns boys into men.
Quoted by Matshona Dhliwayo
An inch to a man's heart is a mile to his wallet.
Quoted by Matshona Dhliwayo