
I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free.
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Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.
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Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
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I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.
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If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.
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I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.
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To really know a person criticize his god. And he'll show you who he is not.
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Without a sense of humour one's wisdom is but a rumour.
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By dog! I love you, and your hate spewing god. How became so both of you, dog?
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Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.
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Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.
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Oh yeah, I love jokes. And oh! I love you. ~_~
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