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Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for.

Quoted by Amit Kalantri

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With right fashion, every female would be a flame.

Quoted by Amit Kalantri

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Please leave the stone on the seat, it is to keep out the mink.

Quoted by S. K. Tremayne

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You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is.

Quoted by Santosh Kalwar

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In some cases, it is the woman's stomach-not her heart-that has left her man for another.

Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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What you see and what you listen to will determine how high you will go.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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You don't have to feel grateful in order to be grateful.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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God always have a perfect way for every imperfect situations.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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If God can help us locate demands, He can also help us locate the leaks.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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What starts in the heart doesn't stay in the heart, it either turn into action or words.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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Long before something happens in our life, it happened in our heart.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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The forgiveness of God flows through me and because I am forgiven, I can forgive.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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God wants to use you right where you are with what you have not what you do not have.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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You will always end up in frustration whenever you try to produce outside your purpose.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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All my pains has always increased my sense of purpose.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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Be careful the mistake of yesterday always lives with tomorrow.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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All the failures in my life freed me from all my fears so that I can succeed.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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The conflict hasn't gotten worst but the contest has really changed.............

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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There is power in the word of God if used properly.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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God always sees me with no make-ups on because He knew how we started.

Quoted by Patience Johnson

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