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No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...

Quoted by Terry Pratchett

There is nothing more American than buying a Japanese car on the 4th of July

Quoted by Johnny Corn

The English winter is long, cold and wet, just like the English summer

Quoted by Benny Bellamacina

I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!

Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.

Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you.

Quoted by Anne Gracie

There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.

Quoted by Chet Williamson

Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!

Quoted by Ljupka Cvetanova

Love turns men into boys; heartache turns boys into men.

Quoted by Matshona Dhliwayo

Even the ones you don't like, you like better in Paris.

Quoted by Janice MacLeod

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.

Quoted by George R.R. Martin

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.

Quoted by Samuel Beckett