You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is.
Quoted by Santosh Kalwar
Like so much of what she said about herself, it was both a joke and not a joke.
Quoted by Veronica Roth
We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.
Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth.
Quoted by Mitch Albom
Well, enough of this introspection. It's depressing, quite frankly.
Quoted by Sol Luckman
The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.
Quoted by G.K. Chesterton
My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.
Quoted by Tommy Tran
What do you call a rifle with three barrels? A trifle.
Quoted by Joseph Rosenbloom
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.
Quoted by Alexandra Potter
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.
Quoted by Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly
She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.
Quoted by Matshona Dhliwayo
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime.
Quoted by Jon Stewart
It was no secret joke that brought the smile and the sparkle in his eye, it was physics.
Quoted by Feynman Richard
A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
Quoted by Tommy Cooper
Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.
Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.
Quoted by Randy Kagan
Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed