We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.
Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.
Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Lincoln loved other people's jokes as much as his own.
Quoted by Richard Brookhiser
Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Quoted by Oliver Oliver Reed
I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas
I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.
Quoted by M.J. McGuire
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Quoted by Friedrich Nietzsche
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
Quoted by Rick Riordan
Water jokes about the obstacles on its way; wise man jokes about the obstacles on his way!
Quoted by Mehmet Murat ildan
If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.
Quoted by honeya
To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Katsa, only you would consider the collapse of the ceiling a good joke.
Quoted by Kristin Cashore
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
Quoted by Brittainy C. Cherry
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
Quoted by Jim Benton