
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

I love to laugh! My life would be lessened if I didn't
Quoted by Samuel Colbran

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

Without a sense of humour one's wisdom is but a rumour.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas

A good laughter is as uplifting as a good teaching, for it is simply meditation.
Quoted by Abhijit Naskar