Please leave the stone on the seat, it is to keep out the mink.
Quoted by S. K. Tremayne
Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.
Quoted by Nenia Campbell
I don't think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.
Quoted by Chris Colfer
Hey the sky is the limit ok your so awesome you can always have a cool thing giong on
Quoted by selina
I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!
Quoted by J.K. Rowling
Somebody needs to stop making those bullshit romantic comedies. they mess with your head.
Quoted by Jolene Perry
His life did not so much flash before his eyes, as slap him in the face
Quoted by Neal Shusterman
We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.
Quoted by Nenia Campbell
Speaking of fruit, I'm down--I mean, he's down--to his underwear.
Quoted by Rick Yancey
He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.
Quoted by Nenia Campbell
Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn't bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass.
Quoted by Sara Wolf
Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood.
Quoted by Flynn Meaney
Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil.
Quoted by Jamie McGuire
Popularity, my dear, is as overrated as a large member.
Quoted by Sarah Winman
You wouldn't recognize a good thing if it was spanking your ass.
Quoted by Kresley Cole
Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects.
Quoted by Melissa Landers
I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS !
Quoted by J.K. Rowling
There is always someone better than you... unless you are the best
Quoted by Quianna
Uh...What psycho sets their texts to preview mode? (Mallory)
Quoted by Mary H.K. Choi
I did my best to look triumphant when really I felt like a giant failure.
Quoted by Ransom Riggs