How many times do I have to tell you? We are not gangsters!
Quoted by Peter Cimino
Well, banks are the biggest mafia, you know, except for the government of course.
Quoted by Kenneth Eade
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Quoted by Jerry Seinfeld
Socialism is an alternative to capitalism as potassium cyanide is an alternative to water.
Quoted by Ludwig Von Mises
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Quoted by John Gotti