I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.
Quoted by Nicole McKay
I had no idea he was barely one step up from a monkey ~ Retta
Quoted by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas
A woman has to look good, but a man-a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.
Quoted by Meir Shalev
Today religious nuts outnumber monkey nuts in the world.
Quoted by Fakeer Ishavardas
I find it easier to claim that I am friends with a monkey rather than with a man.
Quoted by Shahla Khan
Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?
Quoted by Terry Pratchett
Many kinds of monkeys have a strong taste for tea, coffee and spirituous liqueurs.
Quoted by Charles Darwin
It is not a monkey, not an ape and not a human, but it's a common ancestor of them all.
Quoted by Russell L. Ciochon
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.
Quoted by Albert Einstein
A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.
Quoted by Suzy Kassem
Monkey see, monkey do. People tend to do like others without thinking.
Quoted by Wolfgang
Year by year, the monkey's mask reveals the monkey.
Quoted by Matsuo Basho
Monkey, an arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.
Quoted by Ambrose Bierce
The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.
Quoted by Mark Twain
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Quoted by Malcolm De Chazal
The problem is to keep the monkey mind from running off into all kinds of thoughts.
Quoted by Lee Kuan Yew
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quoted by Robert Benchley
I learned the way a monkey learns by watching its parents.
Quoted by Prince Charles
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Quoted by H.L. Mencken