She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.
Quoted by Nenia Campbell
A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones.
Quoted by Douglas Adams
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Quoted by Charles J. Sykes
Being a nerd is not about what you love, it's about how you love it.
Quoted by Wil Wheaten
I can see why you like it here, there's a thin layer of nerd all over everything.
Quoted by Cassandra Clare
In a well-ordered universe...camping would take place indoors.
Quoted by Morgan Matson
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Quoted by Lex Martin
To really be a nerd, she'd decided, you had to prefer fictional worlds to the real one.
Quoted by Rainbow Rowell
I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.
Quoted by Judah Friedlander
Geeks are people who love something so much that all the details matter.
Quoted by Marissa Mayer
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Quoted by Oscar Wilde
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Quoted by Bill Gates
Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse.
Quoted by Nassim Nicholas Taleb
My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism.
Quoted by Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Nerds are far more interesting human in later life.
Quoted by Alyson Hannigan
All the geniuses and greats are really just nerds with experience.
Quoted by A.D. Posey
No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed.
Quoted by E.A. Bucchianeri
If you like nerds, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards.
Quoted by Violet Haberdasher
A true nerd knows the difference between 2-D and 3-D, and chooses 2-D every frickin' time!
Quoted by Ryohgo Narita
Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how cool you are.
Quoted by Channing Tatum