A pet is the perfect definition of unconditional love...
Quoted by B.J. Shonk
Did he eat the other cats at the pet shop? He's huge!
Quoted by Yori
You're not allowed pet the animals in a butcher's job.
Quoted by Immanuel Mohan
Maybe that's why the Westmores never allowed any pets. Hard to keep them off the menu.
Quoted by Jazz Feylynn
Everyone's pet is the most outstanding. This begets mutual blindness.
Quoted by Jean Cocteau
My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!
Quoted by Emily Vancamp
Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage.
Quoted by Scott Dikkers
If you don't have a human partner, even cuddling a pet can work wonders
Quoted by Rebecca Ringer
A pet is never truly forgotten until it is no longer remembered.
Quoted by Lacie Petitto
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Quoted by Steven Wright
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Quoted by George Carlin
A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
Quoted by Billy Graham
A dog's love is only second to that of a mother's.
Quoted by Radhika Mundra