If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.
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Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.
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... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines!
Quoted by E.A. Bucchianeri
Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.
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To really know a person criticize his god. And he'll show you who he is not.
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Without a sense of humour one's wisdom is but a rumour.
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I will bow to your pal up in the sky if you too to my god, Mr. Not, say hi.
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Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.
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Before you call a spade a spade, dig a big hole for yourself.
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Oh yeah, I love jokes. And oh! I love you. ~_~
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