The jusitce is blind. Turn the surveillance cameras off!
Quoted by Ljupka Cvetanova
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
Quoted by Candace Bowen Early
Keep trying? I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky
Quoted by Ljupka Cvetanova
The sarcastic little know-it-all needs help, does he?
Quoted by John Flanagan
Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.
Quoted by Adhish Mazumder
When friends become overfriendly - smell fish!
Quoted by Adhish Mazumder
In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.
Quoted by Prashant Yadav
The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don't let me sleep.
Quoted by Prashant Yadav
Never mumble some sarcastic shit to somebody who can obviously fuck you up.
Quoted by IceT
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
Quoted by John Erskine
Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.
Quoted by Ella Dominguez
People used to think that I was funny until I told them that it was a sickness.
Quoted by Anthony T. Hincks
Flyaways should be called siblings because they are annoying and they get in the way.
Quoted by Elisabeth Patterson
When you take a dig at someone, make sure that they don't have a bigger shovel.
Quoted by Anthony T.Hincks
I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
Quoted by J.D. Salinger
Understand that I am even ignored by the opposite sex on the internet.
Quoted by Vann Chow
Sometimes there's an element of truth in a smidgeon of sarcasm.
Quoted by E.A. Bucchianeri
Some of us are looking at the stars, but all of us are living in the gutter.
Quoted by Vann Chow
If money's the god people worship, I'd rather go worship the devil instead.
Quoted by Jess C Scott