Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.
Quoted by Nenia Campbell
The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned.
Quoted by Susan Block
The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds.
Quoted by Oliver Markus Malloy
Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.
Quoted by Jacob M. Appel
They all think men are obsolete. useless. as if we're just some sexual appendix.
Quoted by Chuck Palahniuk
Tell me, Choi Yoori...are your lips as soft as they look?
Quoted by Con Template
Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.
Quoted by Mokokoma Mokhonoana