Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette
Quoted by Josh Stern
When you become a celebrity, your shit becomes news.
Quoted by M.F. Moonzajer
Always follow your brain, because your heart is dumb as shit
Quoted by Steve Shook
Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.
Quoted by Colleen Hoover
It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.
Quoted by Haruki Murakami
Resistance is always lying and always full of shit.
Quoted by Steven Pressfield
You may be coated in chocolate, but I'm dipped in shit.
Quoted by Anthony T. Hincks
If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit
Quoted by Doug Stanhope
Comedy is fun.. and okay… but the moment you go deeper you playing with deep shit cycle.
Quoted by Deyth Banger
Bullshit, after every shit you say... you keep saying shit. Please stop!
Quoted by Deyth Banger
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Quoted by Mel Brooks
Most people don't have shit… But paper and pencils are cheap, that's why I draw.
Quoted by Ida Lks
Would a cow pat ever be proud to be called, 'A real piece of shit'?
Quoted by Anthony T.Hincks
I thought a shit storm was coming, and I had no umbrella.
Quoted by Barbra Annino
You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.
Quoted by Ahmed Mostafa
I knew I was in deep shit. I didn't know how deep-just that I still hadn't touched bottom.
Quoted by Sol Luckman