As usual, the sock yarns have no idea what is going on.
Quoted by Stephanie PearlMcPhee
The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Quoted by Peter Kay
True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match.
Quoted by Erich Fromm
Don't be quick to discard old socks because you receive new ones.
Quoted by Charmaine J. Forde
You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore.
Quoted by Helen Reddy
His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.
Quoted by Hector Hugh Munro
Whether it's chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.
Quoted by Pseudonymous Bosch
Some socks are loners They can't live in pairs.
Quoted by Wendy Cope
You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.
Quoted by Gary Oldman
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
Quoted by Zach Galifianakis
It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.
Quoted by Stephen King