Talking to that fool is like trying to put socks on an octopus!
Quoted by James Agee
Granny always said finding justice was as tough as putting socks on a rooster.
Quoted by Jessica Maria Tuccelli
It's when you have on a pair of dirty old socks that they're really on the nose.
Quoted by Anthony T. Hincks
Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.
Quoted by Graham Parke
The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Quoted by Peter Kay
Don't be quick to discard old socks because you receive new ones.
Quoted by Charmaine J. Forde
You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore.
Quoted by Helen Reddy
His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.
Quoted by Hector Hugh Munro
Some socks are loners They can't live in pairs.
Quoted by Wendy Cope
You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.
Quoted by Gary Oldman
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
Quoted by Zach Galifianakis
It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.
Quoted by Stephen King