
I am wind-tawned and sun-browned. Wearing the marks of the open. I reek of freedom.
Quoted by Muriel Strode

There I lay, wearing dead people as armor against death.
Quoted by Andrew Davidson

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!
Quoted by Noel Fielding

Relationships have an unfortunate way of wearing out, like most things in this world.
Quoted by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Oh, my. What a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today. --T-SHIRT
Quoted by Darynda Jones

I am just a broken soul wearing a person as a costume.
Quoted by K.L. Kranes

But my eagerness to sacrifice little children in order to save mankind is wearing thin.
Quoted by Orson Scott Card

First bathrooms, now cars. At least people are wearing their seat belts.
Quoted by Donna Lynn Hope

This is more disturbing than a woman with short hair wearing a dress.
Quoted by Caspar Vega

I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth.
Quoted by Ana Claudia Antunes

She's also wearing pants now. Because I'm a dick.
Quoted by Ashley Jade

Yeah, try wearing a piss cutter for eight years… then it wouldn't be so bad.
Quoted by William Elias

Thank you for wearing that dress which is like whoa.
Quoted by John Green

The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Quoted by Peter Kay

I can be naked as long as I'm wearing the right pair of shoes.
Quoted by Anna Dello Russo

She was wearing a beautiful dress with straps designed to be eaten off her shoulders.
Quoted by Elise Valmorbida

I was overreacting. I tend to do that when imagining someone wearing my skin as a cape.
Quoted by Nadine Hays Pisani

He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!
Quoted by Cuthbert Soup

Some victories are merely defeat wearing the wrong clothing
Quoted by Kiersten White

Strength is wearing a smile even when you are wailing inside!
Quoted by Deeba Salim Irfan